The events didn't happen exactly as depicted here. My girlfriend at the time was staying over and sadly, she suffered the brunt of the midnight brown deluge. I was awoken with a scream and the cold spray of liquid on my face. Adrenalized, we both hopped out and threw the bed away from the downpour. After the storm had passed, we sat there looking at this mysterious brown puddle; tired, disgusted and angry. It was later that we learned that the spill was soda.